RT @BarackObama: Small businesses and families are tightening their belts. Their government should too. http://OFA.BO/2rN54m

Mr. @MikeVick, you are breaking my heart in two right now. C’mon you can do this!

Say what you like, just spell mah name right..! ♫ http://blip.fm/~z1us9

Say what you like, just spell mah name right..!

Say what you like, just spell my name right.

RT @drewtoothpaste: “This dusting of snow is making it hard for me to over-enunciate!!!” —everyone in the Pacific Northwest

In my dreams i write amazing tweets that are widely re-tweeted.

RT @TheEconomist: Tobacco extracts protect plants from pests and pathogens http://econ.st/btmapX #economist

Shouldn’t #vick be returning kicks too? #supermancandoitall

Tonight… I was on a boat… On a boat. On a pretty fancy boat… #inoffensivewhiterap